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Teaching Writing Online

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Will anything other than the words themselves survive?
When I first advertised that I’d be teaching an online writing class, Todd Vandermark, the tireless editor of the SFWA blog, mailed me asking if I’d write a blog post about it. Sure, I said — only let me do it first so I have something to write about. I’m two thirds of the way through, and now I’ve got something to say, finally. 🙂

I love teaching online. I feel that I’m connecting with the students in a more meaningful and interesting way than in a once a week, face to face classroom. Through Google+, I can have a channel that is dedicated to the students, which means we’re talking and passing links back and forth throughout the week.

I use Google Hangouts. They are awesome. If you’re never tried them, here’s some basic information. I create a circle for each class, and another that is the students from all classes, and use those. I share the class circle with the class, so they have it as well, and can post to it. If you’re utterly confused by what I’m talking about when I say “circle,” this may be helpful. When I am ready for to a class to start, I open up a Google hangout and share it with the class circle.

The video is smooth in a way that makes me feel that I’m actually in the 21st century. It’s much lower key than I thought it would – after you’ve done it once, some of the nervousness fades away, and it doesn’t feel as though you’re “on stage” in the way one is when in the classroom. There’s been some adjustments with mikes and such, but one thing I did beforehand was have a “dry run” session, where people could log in and confirm that everything was working fine for them. A couple of times we had people participating with audio only — that worked fine. The format also means that people have been able to attend class while on the road – I just finished a session where one participant was logged on from the train station.

Google Hangouts includes a chat window, which I love, because while I’m lecturing, students can be typing questions, comments, and other feedback into the chat, which allows me to then look at it and incorporate it into the flow of the lecture. Instead of writing on the board, I can put things that are particularly important into the chat window. Google+ also allows people to share their work with the group through it, rather than sending out stories to be workshopped via e-mail.

The capability for watching Youtube videos as part of class is there, which is nice, but given the limited amount of time we have in class, I’d rather not use it on that for the most part. Still, I could see using some pieces in class instead of assigning them to be watched outside of it. Here’s some examples of ones I think would work well: Kurt Vonnegut on the shapes of stories, Terry Bisson’s “They’re Made Out of Meat,” Jack Kerouac on writing.

Things that I have learned:

  • Do a dry run beforehand, so everyone can see the technology in action and iron out any problems. I simply set up a hangout one night the week before the class and had people stop in to confirm they could log in successfully. This was also a nice, low-key way to chat with students beforehand about what they were hoping to get out of the class.
  • Don’t wait till the last minute to get things set up, because then there will be some microphone issue requiring a reboot.
  • Have people mute microphones when they’re not using them.
  • Feed the cats beforehand or else resign yourself to them crawling over you throughout the course of lecture. (May also apply to children and spouses.)
  • Ask questions beforehand. In prepping a lecture, more than once I’ve asked what questions people have about the topic on a social network and been able to use the answers as part of the lecture.
  • Be organized. Have your lecture prepared and mapped out ahead of time. I’ve always done this in teaching, but it feels even more crucial when doing it online.
  • Time expands and contracts according to the number of students. A class with a lot of student will take more time than the section with just a few, so have some back-up exercises that can be inserted into the lecture for that occasion. My notes say what point in time I am supposed to reach each section, so as I go, I can see if I’m running early/late and slow down or speed up accordingly.
  • No matter how carefully you plan, there will be at least one class where you find yourself at the end too early.
  • Remember that time zones differ. I have one session that meets early to accomodate the East Coasters, another that holds most of my West Coasters, and a Saturday that ranges all over the map. Next session I’ve got someone who’ll be attending at 1 a.m. his time, which I think speaks volumes for the lack of availability of such classes internationally.
  • It’s not for everyone. A few find the format anxiety-producing. But once you’ve tried it, it’s a lot smoother and easier than you might suspect, and god know videochatting’s not a trend that is going to go away so you might as well learn how to do.

I’m hoping to make the classes a regular part of how I make my income, and I still need some sign-ups for the upcoming batch, so I’m going to extend the special rate through midnight mext Friday. Here’s the details for those classes – please spread the word!

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Round-up of Awards Posts by F&SF Writers, Editors, and Publishers for 2019

Once again I have created this post for consolidating fantasy and science fiction award eligibility round-ups. Here are the rules.

I prefer to link to, in order of preference:

  1. Your blog post listing what you published that is eligible
  2. Your social media post listing what you published that is eligible
  3. A single link to the material that is available online

Fair warning: If I have to click through multiple links in order to figure out your name and which category you should be put in, it will slow me down and make me cranky.

A.C. Wise maintains a similar list here.

Here are the SFWA recommended reading lists. These lists are the suggestions made by members of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America and represent pieces they found particularly read-worthy over the course of the year. Appearance on the list is NOT the same thing as a Nebula nomination.

Here is the Coyotl Award Recommended List.
Here is a page where the Dragon Awards spreadsheet maintained by Red Panda Fraction will appear.
Here is the Hugo Award Nominees Wiki

Writers (Game and Fiction)

  1. B. Morris Allen
  2. Mike Allen
  3. G.V. Anderson
  4. R.R. Angell
  5. Marika Bailey
  6. Jason Baltazar
  7. Elly Bangs
  8. Devan Barlow
  9. Yaroslav Barsukov
  10. Phoebe Barton
  11. L.X. Beckett
  12. Rebecca Bennett
  13. Brooke Bolander
  14. Keyan Bowes
  15. Laurence Raphael Brothers
  16. Rebecca Campbell
  17. Isabel Cañas
  18. Thomas K. Carpenter
  19. Siobhan Carroll
  20. Eleanna Castroianni
  21. S.A. Chakraborty
  22. L. Chan
  23. Keidra Chaney
  24. Carolyn Charron
  25. Tim Chawaga
  26. Mike Chen
  27. John Chu
  28. Nino Cipri
  29. M.L. Clark
  30. C.S.E. Cooney
  31. P.A. Cornell
  32. Brandon Crilly
  33. Raymond Daley
  34. Indrapramit Das
  35. David Demchuk
  36. Meghan Ciana Doidge
  37. Jen Donahue
  38. Ekpeki Oghenechovwe Donald
  39. Aidan Doyle
  40. Nicky Drayden
  41. Katharine Duckett
  42. Andy Dudak
  43. Laura Duerr
  44. Andy Duncan
  45. R.K. Duncan
  46. Anthony W. Eichenlaub
  47. Meg Elison
  48. Jasre’ Ellis
  49. Louis Eon
  50. S. Usher Evans
  51. Karolina Fedyk
  52. Vanessa Fogg
  53. Teresa Frohock
  54. H.L. Fullerton
  55. Scott Gable
  56. Ephiny Gale
  57. R.S.A. Garcia
  58. Catherine George
  59. Craig Gidney
  60. Chadwick Ginther
  61. Lora Gray
  62. A.T. Greenblatt
  63. Elad Haber
  64. Cathrin Hagey
  65. Christine Hanolsy
  66. Nin Harris
  67. Alix E. Harrow
  68. Maria Haskins
  69. Tyler Hayes
  70. Kate Heartfield
  71. Joachim Heijndermans
  72. Judy Helfrich
  73. Russell Hemmell
  74. Crystal Lynn Hilbert
  75. Audrey Hollis
  76. Nalo Hopkinson
  77. Jessica Jo Horowitz
  78. Kat Howard
  79. Jennifer Hudak
  80. Andrew D. Hudson
  81. Walter Hunt
  82. Brit Hvide (see also in Editor category)
  83. Innocent Chizaram Ilo
  84. Jessica Jo
  85. Heather Rose Jones
  86. Mikki Kendall
  87. Brandon Ketchum
  88. Ahmed A. Khan
  89. Scott King
  90. Gwendolyn Kiste
  91. Ellen Klages
  92. Barbara Krasnoff
  93. Jordan Kurella
  94. J.R.H. Lawless
  95. Fonda Lee
  96. Kara Lee
  97. Sharon Lee
  98. Tonya Liburd
  99. Marissa Lingen
  100. S. Qiouyi Lu
  101. Catherine Lundoff
  102. Nicole Lungerhausen
  103. Jenn Lyons
  104. Jei D. Marcade
  105. Marshall Maresca
  106. Alanna McFall
  107. K.C. Mead-Brewer
  108. Jo Miles
  109. Steve Miller
  110. Samantha Mills
  111. Premee Mohamed
  112. Aidan Moher (see also in Other category)
  113. Mimi Mondal
  114. Dan Moren
  115. Diane Morrison
  116. Rajiv Moté
  117. J.D. Moyer
  118. Munin and Hugin
  119. Annie Neugebauer
  120. Valerie Nieman
  121. Wendy Nikel
  122. Bennett North
  123. Julie Novakova
  124. Brandon O’Brien
  125. Laura O’Brien
  126. Clare O’Dell
  127. Aimee Ogden
  128. L’Erin Ogle
  129. Tobi Ogundiran
  130. Malka Older
  131. Chinelo Onwualu
  132. Emma Osbourne
  133. Karen Osbourne
  134. Suzanne Palmer
  135. Suzanne Palumbo
  136. Rhonda Parrish
  137. Charles Payseur
  138. Aaron Perry
  139. Cindy Phan
  140. Dominica Phetteplace
  141. Sarah Pinsker
  142. Vina Jie-Min Prasad
  143. Laura E. Price
  144. Hache Pueyo
  145. Alexander Pyles
  146. Carly Racklin
  147. Cat Rambo
  148. Shiv Ramdas
  149. Jenny Rae Rappaport
  150. Arula Ratnakar
  151. Jessica Reisman
  152. Juliana Rew
  153. Joanne Rixon
  154. Rebecca Roanhorse
  155. S. Brackett Robinson
  156. Marsheila Rockwell
  157. Karlo Yeager Rodríguez
  158. N.R.M. Roshak
  159. Frances Rowat
  160. Alexandra Rowland
  161. Eden Royce
  162. A.T. Sayre
  163. Effie Seiberg
  164. Nibedita Sen
  165. Ben Serna-Gray
  166. Grace Seybold
  167. Jennifer Shelby
  168. Sameem Siddiqui
  169. Elsa Sjunneson-Henry
  170. Rivers Solomon
  171. Carlie St. George
  172. David Steffen
  173. Romie Stott
  174. Bonnie Jo Stufflebeam
  175. RoAnna Sylver
  176. Bogi Takacs
  177. Wole Talabi
  178. Jordan R. Taylor
  179. Ebony Elizabeth Thomas
  180. Tade Thompson
  181. Steve Toase
  182. E. Catherine Tobler
  183. Evgenia Triantafylloy
  184. Cadwell Turnbull
  185. Setsu Uzume
  186. Valerie Valdes
  187. Ricardo Victoria
  188. Erin K. Wagner
  189. Phoebe Wagner
  190. Izzy Wasserstein
  191. Kat Weaver
  192. Chuck Wendig
  193. Sally Wiener Grotta
  194. Fran Wilde
  195. Alison Wilgus
  196. A.C. Wise
  197. John Wiswell
  198. Isabel Yap
  199. Caroline Yoachim

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